1) Sleep
2) A long, hot, foamy bath
3) Good food
4) A good book
5) CSI: New York
6) Housework

That has about summed up my day today. It's been a lazy one and I've thoroughly enjoyed it. The only Internet stuff I have done at all is pick up a few emails and mess about on the PW Dressing Room briefly.

Tomorrow will be back to SRS BZNZ. XD
(Author Unknown)

...I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated. 
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair. 
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel. 
When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through 
Fuzzy bodies who beat me there. 
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into
Consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable. 
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put
Their yet unborn grandkids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down,
Come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.
My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
My house would not look like a day care center; toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats, and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, F-R-I-S-B-E- E,
W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, B-I-K-E, G-O, R-I-D-E
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat
Ties them down too much.
I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading "mud" season.
I would not have to answer the question "Why do you have so many animals?" from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be
  
Edited to add obligatory dog picture XD
kingmobuk: (Edgeworth. Not Virgin)
( Jan. 8th, 2008 01:08 am)
The rules-
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

Not really, but damn, this is some funny news article. Written by a nerd, editor obviously amused.

A woman who was assaulted on a Norfolk street was rescued by her 11-year-old son - who chased the assailant off with a toy lightsaber.

The incident began when a man in his thirties punched the woman on the arm and began verbally abusing her.

The woman was with her two children - the son, aged 11, and a daughter of six - at the time of the incident, which happened a long time ago (December 22) in a galaxy far, far away (Swardeston, just south of Norwich) ...


More in link here, including a wonderfully captioned photo: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=82448&in_page_id=2
My New Year present to myself for use at work. A new mug that expresses my complex feelings about the nature of employment, the rat race, and capitalism. (Not really, it just made me laugh when I saw it in the shop during lunch break).

 

Somehow, I think someone has been peeking through my icon collection. I can't believe anyone else has devoted as many hours as I have to collecting the damn things and at least one of these seems to have been lost in space since. (Thanks to 

[personal profile] commonlogic for pointing me to [community profile] fandomsecrets)


 

kingmobuk: (Ballet)
( Dec. 7th, 2007 12:08 pm)
Decided to wear a red shirt and a waistcoat today in honour of everyone's favourite hottest defence attorney.

Unfortunately my beige waistcoat still doesn't fit me and I don't have any ties that go with this shirt, but it's the thought that counts. When I've lost some more weight I'll do it more justice :) Please excuse bad hair, I overslept.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I punched [livejournal.com profile] commonlogic in the arm (-10 points). In June I helped [livejournal.com profile] quest4success hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I helped [livejournal.com profile] anw see the light (8 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I stole [livejournal.com profile] apiphile's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-186 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
llamaramauk

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:


(Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] commonlogic)
http://laughingsquid.com/111-shirtless-men-go-shopping-at-abercrombie-and-fitch/

This amused me way too much at this time in the morning. (Worksafe). Watch out for the Brit tourist at the end :-}
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