Hah Hah! My Letter To Santa!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I punched commonlogic in the arm (-10 points). In June I helped quest4success hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I helped anw see the light (8 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I stole apiphile's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-186 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, llamaramauk

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(Stolen from commonlogic)

Kinky Boots 9

Yet More Phail at the PW Kink Meme Avoidance Technique!
First - The Fluff!

Title: Rainy Days and Rainbows
Writer: KingMobUK
Pairing: Edgeworth/Phoenix
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None, except for tooth-rotting potential
Word count: 1017

Notes: Originally written in response to a request on the PW Anonymous Kink Meme.
Original request was "Anything cute involving Edgeworth and Phoenix as kids would be great, but I have this adorable image in my head of them sharing an umbrella while walking to school..."

Summary: A rainy day at the Police Department brings back a memory from Phoenix's childhood. I was semi-drunk when I wrote this so apologies for lack of coherent structure.
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( The only way to see a rainbow is to look through the rain ... )

Kinky Boots 10

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Feeling A Bit Armando

Decided to wear a red shirt and a waistcoat today in honour of everyone's favourite hottest defence attorney.

Unfortunately my beige waistcoat still doesn't fit me and I don't have any ties that go with this shirt, but it's the thought that counts. When I've lost some more weight I'll do it more justice :) Please excuse bad hair, I overslept.